Dear Blog-land and my fellow blog-ians my sinuses are killing me today! Is it really possible to get sick again when I still have been sick for the last 3 weeks? Fuck this head cold and the chest infection I got last week! My uninsured ass is just going to have to suffer through it. Being an independent and free spirit is coming with some high costs! Mainly my health! This all started 3 weeks ago when I man a man, shocking I know, but listen. Anyways met this guy, friend of a friend type thing, and we hit it off joking and flirting. Totally innocent flirting, graphic maybe but innocent. Well we had always just chilled in a group setting and one night he invited me over. I thought what the hell he cracks me up and we seem to have a lot in common, or at least stuff and things. What I can tell you about that night was the man makes a strong drink and he has a bick dick. I would know becuase I tried to swallow it whole. Well la de da I wake up the next morning with a sore throat, no shit my throat hurt after what I blurry remember of the night before. So I go about doing my free spirit thing hither and yonder. Well by that night I felt like the walking dead. Out of no where ebergy is zapped away and my sinuses and head are killing me. What the fuck was the super flu attached to his dick. Should he have a warning label sewed to the crotch of his jeans. Warning has been known to cause sudden illness? What the fuck! But low and behold I get a text from a dear sweet friend of mine who has suddenly come down with whatever it was I had and I got it from her. She in turn got it from the gorgeous GBMD (Gay Muscle Bear Doctor) that she has been trying to set me up with for I don’t know how long now. Both work in the emergency room at the local hospital so ah ha case solved, the Doctor needs to come with the warning label!
