I don’t think I have ever discussed my dreams with you blog land and I think now is the time to do it, for if not now then really when. So here it goes. Dear Blog Land as I slept soundly last night in my queen size bed I had the most amazing dream. I was traveling, where I’m not sure it’s not like in the middle of the dream I started saying how lovely such and such a place is, though that would have been awesome of me if I had. Any who I was on a train just looking out the window and it was bright and sunny, I was wistfully looking out and this amazing landscape. It had the mountains, crystal lake, tall gorgeous trees,and this manicured look I haven’t seen since Tommy the manscapist extraordinaire stopped by, *la sigh* Tommy. I think I must have been in Oregon, or at least it looked like the Oregon travel brochures I looked at while visiting my friend at his travel agency. I digress. Any who, I”m riding along not a thought in my head or a care in the world when this amazing big daddy of a man asked me if I would like to enjoy the view from his private car. WHAT!? Really? I was floored and said “why yes I would think I would very much enjoy the view from your car”. He merely nodded and flicked his finger in that come hither, follow me now sort of dominating way that had me standing at attention! We walk along the cart in what seemed like forever! Finally made it to the second cart and descended a set of stairs. For whatever reason as we were descending said stares I casually look over my shoulder and there was another man following me with a camera. At that exact moment I swear to you the Bow Chicka Bow Wow music was cued and Mr. Tale Dark and Private Car had grabbed me by my belt and pulled me into his cart. Just when it was about to happen my fucking alarm went off and woke me up! What the fuck! can someone please tell Mr. Sandman I would like to finish my dream now!
