Dear Blog Land and my fellow blog-ians, what the hell is free straight guy porn? I mean really what the fuck is it and why would a random stranger feel the need to ask me how to find this. I was taken aback for a minute when this guy just walked up to me on the street, regular looking Charlie, figured he would ask me for the time but no he asked how to get porn and specifically straight guy porn. I think I must have looked like I ran into a brick wall because that’s how it felt when he asked me. I looked behind me thinking maybe there was someone trailing close behind me and he was actually talking to them. No such luck. Then I looked down at what I was wearing thinking I must look outwardly as perverted as I am inwardly. Hmm Jeans, chucks, gray t-shirt, flannel, um I may look like I stepped out of Nirvana’s Teen Spirit video but pervert I don’t see it. so I looked at him, three piece suit, briefcase (what the fuck is in the briefcase?) wingtip shoes, looks like he’s a lawyer or wannabe something fancy. I say to him “excuse me?”, he says to me again “How does one go about finding free guy porn, preferably straight porn?” I Look him up and down, is he undercover homeland security? Who the fuck randomly asks people that? So I tell him I’m not really sure what he is talking about but that he most likely can Google that shit when he gets to his home or office or home office if he didn’t want to go into a porn store and buy something. Then he smiles at me, this giant shiny white smile, I thought I would go blind from the shine. He then says he actually was just trying to see if I was into straight porn or him? I’m going to have to say that was the strangest pick up I have ever encountered and I know strange. We shall see how free porn mans dinner date goes tonight!
