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Dear Blog Land and my fellow Blog-ians, today is a sad day indeed. I think I have decided to become abstinent. Yes, you read that right. I think I will be giving up on sex with real flesh and blood people. No, I will not be moving on to animals! That has never appealed to me, though the stories are fascinating. Should I ever actually witness such a thing on You Tube or any of those download your own home videos I may have to rinse my brain out with alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol! Any who as I was saying I’m just so sick of people and mostly men! I can’t seem to catch a break in the love department and I’m honestly quiet sick of all the cheating bastards that seem to be in endless supply where I’m living! I mean honestly when you meet someone and hook up shouldn’t one of the first things out of your mouth be “oh by the way I’m in a committed relationship”? I mean at least then if I make the choice to still fuck you then I know it is just fucking and not possibly or could possibly become something. Also don’t I have the right to know about said “committed relationship” and go in with my eyes wide open? I say “committed” with apostrophes because how committed are you if you are coming home with me?! okay so the way the last couple sentences are phrased you might get the wrong impression. I’m not looking to fuck someone who is already taken and I more then likely will pass if I’m told, thus being left in the dark on the whole relationship part, I get it. I’m done! I’m throwing in the towel! My white flag is raised! I think I will just spend my money on good hot gayporn. Porn never cheated on me, it might have mislead me in it’s description to move sales, but it never cheated on me. Where did I put my “special” towel?