The Gay Porn Pay-Per-View Network

Dear blog-land and my fellow blog-ians we all know how much I like to Google and surf the gnarly waves that is the internet. And sometimes on these surfing adventures when really I’m taking a ride with no real goal in mind or search knowledge to be quenched I come across something that tickles me pink and honestly makes me pee a little. So why is straight gay porn so hilarious to me? I don’t know, maybe it is the descriptions that people use that makes me curl up into a ball and laugh myself into a contortion that just isn’t natural. I cam across the Cody Cummings site, love the last name FYI, and a brief little description went something like this: “This dude isn’t exactly gay. He’s what we like to refer to as “gay for pay.” That means that no matter who you are, as long as you’ve got the money, honey, this dude is willing to do whatever you ask of him.” really as long as I have the money? And maybe a camera, and PR, and ad campaign that will increase revenue to any site that has the paid love fest playing on it. Which in turn continue to bring in the money to him beyond the one time fun in the bum session that meant oh so much to me and my money? I don’t think so. Oh, but I think my favorite “straight gay porn” sites has to be the ones where everybody is jerking off. I mean really how can you say they a being gay for pay? They are whacking off all by themselves! Just them and their astroglide, lotion, spit, or whatever the fuck they use, maybe a sock? Who knows! It’s just not my thing, I can record myself jerking off if I want to see it, but I mean yay for you if that is your thing. I’m more of an action kind of person. And really if masturbating makes you gay then why aren’t more people waving the rainbow flag?