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I think it’s safe to say that if you have been keeping up with me and not the Kardashians, you should know I like me some big muscle men. I’m talking about the big broad chested ones that don’t feel the need to shave. I really don’t understand the shaving thing. I mean I guess I can kind of get it if you have signed up to be in a competition. You need to be able to have the judges see all the definition of those amazing muscles, and for some of you thick carpeted men out there that ain’t going to happen unless you shave. If you are not going to be competitive, though, I don’t get it. I like to run my fingers through your hairy chest as much as I do that on your head. If you are bald keep the chest hair, running fingers through hair is a great stimulant and wonderful for foreplay. Now really if you take of your shirt and you look like you are wearing a sweater, well maybe a little man-scaping is in order. Don’t get rid of all of it, but maybe thin it out a bit. I don’t want to run my fingers through it and end up fro-ing your shit to the point that I’m wondering if a person even exists under all that fur. Plus I would like to be able to see some of that muscle tone too. I mean you work so hard and creating those amazing muscles you would like a little worship appreciation done for them. Am I right? Of course I am. All I ask is you don’t go completely rid yourself of all hair, I would chase after a twink if I really wanted a hairless wonder. And that’s what I have to say about that!

Fellow followers near and far I have decided it was time to break pop the strip clup cherry. Yes, it is true I have never been and frankly I’m a little scared. It is one thing to be anonymous on the world wide web spewing my thoughts and feeling on this that and the other thing. It is a far other thing to go to a physical location to gawk and be gawked at. Not that I’m the greatest thing since gouda and think the dancers will stop to take in my amazing (if I do say so myself and I do) essence, but other patrons of said strip club. I don’t want them up in my business, it’s mine! So if you know me, you know how I roll and did my research on what else but the in.ter.net! I Google Gay Strip Clubs and got the yelp hit of the year, you need to find a gay strip club in your area? Well et me tell you yelp has got you covered. There was a link to one in Atlanta, but I want to actually go and see these hunky men swinging from poles and possibly bathe in the sweat that will sprinkle off their bodies. So passed on checking out Atlanta, though I did book mark it for future investigation. Ugh, no blogs on anyone’s first experience? Is it that bad? Maybe I really should reconsider this whole cherry popping experience, but it’s a little late as now my curiosity is peaked! Hmm I wonder if there is a meet up group who do weekly field trips so I won’t have to go by myself? What to do, what to do. Yelp has helped me locate the one nearest me and the reviews are good, I just wish I wasn’t going in so blind. I Guess I can’t have everything in life, so here I go. Wish me luck!

Ok, so we have all heard the term Gay for pay, correct? Most of these men claim to not be Bi-Sexual becuase they just needed the cash and let’s face it that got paid a shit more then they would of doing girl/guy porn. I just think it’s funny that they truelly beleive people fall for the marketing trick “Straight Guys try Gay Sex”. Let me break it down for you. They market men who are new to the gay pornography industry as straight men, becuase they appeal to the allure of being unattainable. I still have yet to meet a heterosexual male who would be willing to do “gay for pay”. Most guys I Have met who are willing to do guy/guy action have some bi-curiosity to begin with and that to me is more sexy then the unattainable. Because some gay men consider heterosexual men to be objects of fantasy, some gay porn producers have almost certainly described some actors as heterosexual to increase sales and publicity for their product. Don’t get me wrong I have looked across the room and had my mouth dropped to the floor before by a man and had them not be into me becuase I just wasn’t there physical type of beauty; and yes I have had the unrealistic hope that one day they would come for me becuase they find something about me that really makes them hard! It’s a fantasy! Maybe it’s just me but really if I know they are not into me because of my gender it’s more frustrating to have hope that they will decide to give me a try. I would never say never try for the unattainable goal, in life, as far as what you want to be when you grow up and where do you want to go. But love, alas, is a bitch and why make it harder on your heart when you can just have fun masturbating to the notion.

So today I came across an article, ok I was on twitter and someone tweeted about it, keep your Twitter hat to yourself please and thank you; anyways this former gay porn star is being threatened by his current law professor over being a former porn star. WHAT THE FUCK! Jeremy Williams aka power bottom Jay Armstrong is currently a paralegal who is very close to graduating from UL with a “near-perfect” GPA. That was until he received an email from Dr. Bryan-Paul Frost, a professor of political science at UL-Lafayette, threatening Jeremy with “consequences” for his “vulgar” career. Frost allegedly told Williams he “needed psychiatric help for working in the adult industry.” Jeremy has starred on the site Bait Buddies and in such gay porno films as Alabama Takedown, Big Muscle, and Forced Entry, a film in which he famously took a double-penetration. OK, so now if you didn’t know who he was now you do . This guy is moving on from one career field into his next and he is basically being told by his law professor that it ain’t going to happen. Really it pisses me off becuase it is a known fact that the average adult changes careers at least 3 times in their life time unless, I guess, your in the adult entertain biz apparently. I’m curious if this professor has a problem with him because he’s a porn star or because he is a gay porn star. No one even knows how this professor found out about his students past and no details on how this professor is getting away with threatening his student. Is this like a final law test before you become a lawyer? How to fight your own fight in the court room? I find it ridiculous and nail biting to find out what the outcome of all of this will bring.

I know they do mine! I don’t want to see there tiny cuteness prancing in front of me. Yay! You’re tiny, go away. I know you’re like what the fuck is this persons problem and I say to you were do you want me to start and tell me when to stop because the list can go on for days. I’m just so tired of how how everyone one thinks tiny is so cute and amazing, I say no sir give me meat! Give me a broad hairy chest and an ass I can grab on to! Now that is sexy. When a big tall hairy muscle man stares at you with those deep brown eyes that make your legs quiver at the knees, and all you want to scream is YES DADDY TAKE ME HOME! I just can’t get behind a blond hair, blue eyed waif of a man that I’m afraid I might break. Now I know too each their own, but hello! My rant not yours. I mean I’m not going to not talk to someone or get to know someone because of their size, that’s just silly. I just haven’t met a twink that gave me the knees weak fuck me now feeling. I wonder if I don’t get that feeling because maybe twinks don’t look at me as the type they would just want to scream TAKE ME HOME BIG DADDY! Hmmm this is starting to take on a whole new level of thinking I was unprepared for. Now I wonder if, no no, I’ve been rejected and told the whole your not my type line before. But what is it in us that makes us like what we like. I Just no two twinks fucking would not be my ideal porn to watch, and really that was the whole point of this random rant.

How hard is it! Really, how hard is it? If you have no rhythm please for the love of what ever your religious denomination allows you to believe in do something about it! Take a dance class or music class. I have heard amazing things about Zumba! Go see a hypnotist therapist to unblock whatever it is that is keeping your rhythm rhythm-less! There is nothing more frustrating or disappointing then to receive a hand job from an amazing, drop-dead gorgeous man who can’t seem to follow your rhythm, let alone any! I even had music playing and was breathing in a very heavy, and I would like to think sexy, one step – two step beat that could not be missed. Obviously I was wrong.
OK, maybe just feeling pissy with the lack of happy finish, big bang finale, call it what you do, but I need to vent and you inevitably chose to click on my little rant. What does one need to do, I ask? Do I need to rent, buy, download a video with directions. Or create and Idiot’s Guide to Guys Jacking Off! Maybe my talents will be best served by starting a support group for survivors of unfortunate hand jobs. I know, I know, get over it you are thinking, possibly even screaming at your monitor; we have all been there. But as I said, I need to vent, and you unfortunately clicked on this. When though, when was the last time this happened to you? Last night should have been spectacular fireworks kind of night. Alas it was not and now I’m randy and ready to go and contemplating if I should call Mr. amazing, drop-dead gorgeous rhythm-less wonder. Who am I kidding, I will and I will teach him with ever inch I got.

I was given a mission, one I thought I could handle, but before I could make that bear growl I needed to do a little research. So I did what anyone this day and age would do and I Googled it. The sites, why there were a plenty, but it was a little history I was in search of and here is what I have uncovered.
“Bear in LGBT communities is a metaphorical reference to the animal of the same name with similar notable features. These features include the animal’s hairiness, its solid proportions, and its physical power. The bear is big and powerful, and the reconciliation of these two qualities is at the heart of the Bear concept’s appeal.” This information alone sent chills down my spine and I had a feeling this was my type of assignment.
“Bears originated in San Francisco in the 1980s as an outgrowth of gay biker clubs, and then later the leather and “girth and mirth” communities. It was created by men who felt that mainstream gay culture was unwelcoming to men who did not fit a particular “twink” body norm (hairless and young).” Big, hairy, and mine!
Armed with knowledge I realized the history lesson, though informative, has not help land one of these amazing creatures in my arms. So I go back to Google and see what else I can find. Maybe one of these sites can help. DAMN IT! Create an account and now I sit and wait. I don’t want an online romance with big, strong and hairy! I want him in my bed, behind me, his hot breathe and the back of my neck. I want to hear that deep growling coming from his throat in my ear! I want to feel the rumble of his chest on my back! I want it all, but shit looks like I have to wait.

Here I sit all broken hearted trying to write about something that should be so simple to describe and has been on my mind for some time. Testicles, testes, ballocks, balls, cullions, cojones, gonads, nuts, berries, rocks, stones, reproductive organs, male genitals, call them what you will but there is nothing like the feeling of holding a pair of big balls (I prefer hairy you might prefer smooth) in your hand while cum pours down your throat. What is this madness that I am reading you might be asking yourself and I say – don’t play coy with me it’s been on your mind for some time too, I can read it on your face.
When you laid eyes on him you wanted to throw him up against the wall and ravage every part, but you played it cool. You wanted to make sure he knew whose name to scream out while his cock pulsated. You created a role for him and he played his part better then anticipated. He follows you home and waits on the couch, like a good boy should, as you close and lock the door. Sitting beside him your mind races and your hand goes straight for the crotch of his pants as your lips meet his. You don’t even think about giving him a chance to come up for air as your nimble fingers work at the fly of his trousers. Yank them down to his knees and in one swift motion your mouth goes from working his mouth down to his cock…I could go on but I think you get the gist of where the rest of this goes. Or maybe you wish for me to go on and continue in every detail till the explosive ending. But why bother, like I said I have read it on your face that you have been thinking about this for awhile too.

Even though it’s more of a body type and personality that we associate with the definition of a twink, pay and dependence seem to be common aspects to actual relationships with twinks and their dominant partners. I guess it’s at the root of the relationship, that gays who are attracted to the twink personal are perhaps more subconsciously looking for a relationship where they are emotionally and intellectually superior to their partners. Since I think many twinks are equally attracted to men that provide structure and stability for them, it’s often the case that even if the financial transaction is not explicit between a dom and twink, pay is often an aspect of the relationship that binds the two in their inter dependence.

I’m not saying there is rampant prostitution inherent to all gay relationships involving a twink; “pay” is just a loose term to define the fact that often a twink assumes a somewhat more effeminate role in the relationship, which often is associated with a kind of ‘housewife’ financial dependence on their partner. My point is that if you’re specifically attracted to young gay men who are searching for acceptance and stability in their often chaotic personal and family lives, having the financial means to materially support your twink will assure you to have him stick around long after he’s matured into a sweet sub.

A nice crash pad, some decent clothes, and the use of your car are a good start for stabilizing your boi’s life, and if he proves dependable, you can almost set him up with a geisha type lifestyle: he keeps you happy when you need to be pleased, and otherwise is left to his personal fancies, which will often involve keeping himself slender and tidy for the next time he seduces your affections.

We love muscle bound hunks: hard chiseled bodies and an ego driven attention to refining their physical physique, but especially if they are using steroids, it can be difficult to get hunks’ dicks hard. But I’ve got a little secret.

What every rock hard hunk really wants, is to feel appreciated for his dominant physical attributes, and to feel like he is powerful and worthy of praise- this caters to his male ego, and what gives him the self-confidence and prowess to align himself with the ‘top’ role in gay relationships. So what is it that makes every hunks dick stand at attention like a stiff soldier? Easy, a nice, slow, submissive blow job; even if it is his role as the top to give you that satisfaction.

Think about it, by placing yourself at his submission, you are making him feel like he is worshipped like a god, run your hands all over his body while you service his balls and lick his shaft gently to get him aroused. Play with his nipples a little, but not too rough unless he likes it like that, and start taking his dick slowly into your mouth: this should start to get him hard.

Hunks love feeling like they are the most amazing specimens of manly stature, so to the degree that you can get some words out of your mouth, praise his tight ass, sexy abs, and strong arms; and don’t stop just when you get him stiff: there’s one more trick up my ass. Once you get him hard, play with his ‘notcha’ – the area that’s notcha balls and notcha ass – with one hand, play with his balls with your other, and suck the tip of his cock hard as though you were giving it a hicky. This will pull all the blood into your hunk’s dick and make him ready for some real ass-slamming action.